Today I got a big fucking roll with eggs and irish bacon and shit. I was sitting on the benches near this train and these people smiled at me and I smiled back and then ate the fuck out of that fucking sandwich. And it was one of the best breakfast sandwiches of my life. And I GAVE NO SHITS ABOUT HOW IT LOOKED TO ANYONE. You want to see someone eat the shit out of a sandwich? It would have been a red letter day if you just saw me. I ate the shit out of that sandwich.
I WAS A SANDWICH HEROINE. THIS WAS MY ACT OF DEFIANCE AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.
This isn't a picture of my sandwich, btw, this is just a tribute.