Rainbow Bright Eyes had an emergency, so I am doing the dump today. I hope you like it!

Obviously, the big highlight of everyone's week is Rebecburt's FUCK IT FRIDAY (now with 80% more fapping), for butt reasons (which are entirely unrelated to pantsfeelings).

ElJay42 asked everyone to put on their braggy pants.

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BlueJeans used the power of music to make us weep.

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FluterDale got advice about an Angry Young Man, who was fooling himself, though he doesn't believe it.

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Nonstopera started a conversation about gowns, but the hospital kind, not the ball kind.

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Ghengis Khan't's roommate's nephew grieves with emoticons. :(

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Medusa Asudem brought us an important Stodden update.

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TheWL got a lot of hairs cut.

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Baking_Bees got harassed and it fucking sucked.

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Sugarhill led an examination of our feelings about a) Big Bang Theory, b) money, c) priorities, d) Johnny Galecki

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Wax-Tadpole and Questlove talk racial profiling.

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ElJay42 hates French women. She's probably just jealous.

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FreeSampleThief likes you.

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Burt Rims G is fappy, I mean funny, even when she's not trying.

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MyPrettyFloralBonnet's mom.

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Klewless has a dumb cousin. But who doesn't?

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AshRonin vs M.I.A. vs NFL

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NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE READ THIS ONE, BUT IT HELPED ME TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I'm not even kidding. Thanks Sorcia and Benedict.

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Princess Fluffybutt has 99 problems and her vagina is one. Someone else had vagina problems in Fuck It Friday. I hope it's not contagious.

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Katy del Moxie's mom.

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IndigoMontoya's nurse is a jerk.

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P_S_F found the world's best lightswitch cover.

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Shiny Red Robot is not virtuous, but she is capable.

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SORRY MY DUMP IS SO BIG! It's just that you all are as awesome as this guy's weiner (scroll down for hilarious gif).

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HAPPY FRIDAY, MY DARLINGS!