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My Face(ial hair) Is In Your Hands

I grow hair like a yeti. No, seriously.

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This is me after only a couple of weeks without shaving. My 'stache is already looming in on Ron Swanson levels. And with the winter chills a comin' I find the thought of clear-cutting the whole thing a chilly thought. So, while I'll de-stubble the hair cul-de-sac in the morning, you.. the lads and lassies I admire most.. get to help me come up with suitable beard/mustache concepts.

Ideas will be accepted in words and pictures. So please, think about my asschin.


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