This doesn't even seem coherent. It doesn't make sense. It's so lame, NICE TRY.

I'm pretty much a goody-two-shoes kind of person, but I'm a sucker for tattooed, pierced men (who, you know, also look great in suits and many of them have good jobs). I would love some tattoos of my own, and I've had facial piercings up until recently. Yet I also have good cooking skills and a whole collection of nice dresses! I KNOW, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Did your mind just IMPLODE?!

Why are all of these things supposed to be mutually exclusive? >.>

ETA: OH COME ON, WHAT WOMAN DOESN'T OWN LEGGINGS (or comfy sweats/yoga pants/whatever)?!

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