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My favorite part of my present from the fella

was the part that didn't get included. When I was unwrapping his Christmas/Anniversary gift to me which was a set of really cute fancy boxes and a very pricey gift card (I love fancy boxes), he said "I was gonna put Swedish Fish in one of the boxes, but then I got really hungry, so I ate them." I don't know why, but it made me laugh really hard. Probably because I would have done the same thing.

But he did draw me this gift certificate, which is kind of a perfect representation of how we shop at Ikea.


Tonight, we're going to see Anchorman 2 at the movie theater where we had our first date. Eventually, he'll get the second half of my gift to him which is invitation to the soft open of a restaurant we both love.


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