OKAY I'm being dramatic. But it is swollen, all down to her nose, and it's weeping. I'm heavily pregnant and can't take her to the vet today, so husband will take her tomorrow. I hope her stupid little head is okay until then, my poor little moronic* cat. :(

*She's almost certainly trashed her face by being a belligerent against her two significantly larger siblings. She was probably swiped in self defence, but still, she's so pretty!