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My Final Statement About The VMAs

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After live blogging the VMAs for my beloved Groupthink all night, I want to say I had a BLAST. Thank you guise for hanging out with me while I endured watching this disaster for my IRL job. Holy fuck. I now know more about Selena Gomez's dress than I do my own ovulation cycle.

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Just want to share a final thought with all of you before I get drunk on boxed wine and pass out during this re-run of CSI: Miami I have on now:

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I like Miley Cyrus and I like that she eschews the whole Disney thing to cultivate her own quirky, fun image,(I love the hair! I love the crazy outfits!) BUT. HONESTLY. I feel like one day, when we've all come down off the mollies and whatnot, everyone will look at this hot mess of teddy bear ear tits basically like we look at this:

Also. I keep bringing this up. I know. But for real. This shit has never been more dead on right than at this very moment, watching this awards show (Lil Kim had to be 'recognized' by a white, blonde rapper; Macklemore beat out everyone to win 'best Rap,' lots of other *sigh* moments):

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Much love to AcidMartini for supplying me this, my most coveted gif of the night:

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'Nuff said. Love all y'all.

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