Chatting with one:

Me: So did you get all your job interviews over with?
Him: Yeah, most
Me: Did they go okay?
Him: sure
Him: maybe I'm just stoned but
Him: why are you asking me these weird questions?
Me: I'm just trying to be interested in you, man.
Me: I THOUGHT THIS IS HOW FRIENDSHIP WORKS
Him: haha, no, ok

I don't know why I am cracking up so hard at "why are you asking me these weird questions?"

I'm going to start saying that though. Like, when people are trying to make small talk with me or just ask how I'm doing in general.

Happy Friday, Groupthink! This is my first post in Kinja Nuevo so I hope it works. I think it's sufficiently inane.