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My further adventures with OkStupid

Actual message I just received: “Do you think our immune systems complement each other well? I’d like to find out.”

My reaction was equal parts “Huh. That’s a new take on a science pick-up line” and “Um, ewww.”

I swear the case for growing old alone with 15 dogs for company gets stronger every day.

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