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I don't normally feel things like civic pride or corporate loyalty, and I don't normally get excited by things like Buzzfeed articles, but today I am breaking both of those trends to share with anyone who might not be aware THIS STUNNING FACT:

If you don't have a Wawa near you, your life is not as great as it could be.

I grew up (and still work - am in fact sitting RIGHT NOW) down the street from the Wawa dairy. When we were little kids, my friends and I used to cross the street to jump their fence and hang out with the cows. This was probably extremely stupid, in hindsight, but it's my life and I do what I want!

Anyway, Wawa is the greatest convenience store for many, many reasons, only 22 of which are enumerated in the following list:

Please observe and be astounded.


You may now commence feeling jealousy.

Also, I know the title of this post says BATTLE BEGIN, but I think we both know that the battle ended before it even began. CHAMPION WAWA.

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