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My grandma asks the most impossible questions

For example: “do you want some ice cream or do you not eat fattening things?”

What? How are those the only two options?!? I’m not in the mood for ice cream 100% of the time (more like 95%), but that doesn’t mean I don’t EVER want ice cream or any other fattening food.

Another: “did you enjoy visiting us for a month or did you miss your boyfriend?”

I haven’t seen my boyfriend in two months, of course I miss him! That doesn’t mean I’ve been fucking miserable visiting my family. What? Where do these ridiculous binary options come from?!?!


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