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My human is watching World War Z

And I am cowering in the office. I do not like zombie movies despite the fact that I've been made to watch Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland (though Bill Murray was awesome in Zombieland). I am eating a Chipotle burrito bowl and trying to get that perfect bite of brown rice topped with guacamole. What is everyone else doing?

ETA: Ew, there are icky squishy noises coming from the living room. Gross. Also, I am out of both guac and rice without having gotten the perfect bite. Now all I have are fluffy shreds of lettuce and cubes of chicken. I am ok with this.


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