I AM PAM POOVEY!!!

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You are a mix of all things awesome. You're a fearsome fighter, a wonder with marzipan, and you can fit four pool balls in your mouth. You can outdrink most grown men, and when it comes to peer reviews, no one is more dedicated. You're a good person to have around in a sticky situation, and a great person to have around when it comes to negotiating. You are, simply put, a total badass.