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I made a shitty salad this morning (which a call a basic bitch salad) and it's basically ruined my whole day.

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Spring mix, tomatoes, yellow peppers, cucumbers and chickpeas (loving the cickpeas, tho). Dash of store bought Italian dressing. I have the salad sads, guys. But as my dad would say, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, you're laughing. I bet he's never had the salad sads before, though.

Anyone else having the least exciting lunch ever?

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