**obviously talk about porn after the jump**

So I snuggled up with my compy last night for some porn-fap-fun-time. I'm perusing the canals of the interwebs looking for something fap-worthy when I come across a video of a cute girl masturbating. I'm into it so I'm watching and she's cute and all and it isn't really all that ridiculous with super fake-ness and stuff (but it's still definitely a produced staged porno or whatever). Then she breaks out a speculum. I'm not all that into speculum stuff, but she's cute and not making ridiculous fake noises so I keep watching a bit fast-forwarding past the boring shit. At this point the speculum is inserted and spread.

This is where it gets weird. So there I am, minding my own biznass and BAM! Out of fucking nowhere an off-screen hand appears, cracks an egg on the side of the speculum and opens it, dropping the egg into her vagina. WTF. I mean, no judgement, maybe this is some niche fetish, but it caught me by surprise. It was so good up till that point too.