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I know some of you think you have the Best Mom(tm), and you are probably right. But, my mom is also The Best Mom(tm). On Valentine's Day, there was a package for me from my mom and I thought to my self "Oh, how nice, my mom sent me a care package." I then opened it to see what was inside, when I did that, I laughed so hard I cried.


Why yes, that would be a unicorn that is eating butterflies and pooping rainbows. As you can see in the first picture, it is actively in the process of pooping a rainbow (apparently the lifted tail was the inspiration for this work of art). And yes, my mom did hand make every single butterfly and rainbow.

So, you can clearly see that my mom is a true contender for Mom of the Year!

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