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My morning exercise routine

So, how many toe touches is too many? I spent the morning subbing for music at a preschool. I had five classes. I sang "Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear" (one toe touch) three times with each class = 15 toe touches. I sang "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" (3 toe touches) four times with each class = 60 toe touches. I sang "Head and Shoulders, Baby" (1 toe touch) once with each class = 5 toe touches. That makes a total of 80 toe touches this morning. Can I count that as a workout?


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