Meaning I have to hide anything/burn/give away anything that even remotely indicates I'm LGBTQA, have a sex life, have any sort of enjoyment out of life.

I have an hour before she arrives.

She's claiming to "come help me pack."

This never. ever. ends well. ever. Her version of "helping me pack" is her rummaging through my personal belongings to try and find contraband, which she then uses to make me feel bad.

And I just realized I forgot to hide/burn/give away one of my hentai dvds.

'slowly hyperventilates'