I have been so excited about this, you guys. SO EXCITED. It is my third wedding anniversary gift and it came this morning. I have never been so excited about an appliance in my life. Look how pretty it is! And how perfectly it fits into the weird hole in the wall in our basement! Last year I got a dehydrator, so I guess we have a theme of anniversary gifts that can take perishable things and make them last (almost) forever, which is a lovely metaphor (I think this is a better way to think of it than I originally came up with: things that make perishable items last longer than they should).
Now it is time to: