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My new favorite celebrity fact

When looking up blonde Starship Troopers legend Casper Van Dien http://groupthink.jezebel.com/http-img-gawke…, I found out that he is married to Acapulco H.E.A.T. legend Catherine Oxenberg, and in turn found out that she is 1387th in line to the British Throne.

That means we are one King Ralph - style scenario from having a queen who costarred with Fabio.


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