Is to get the hell out of here!
I know many of you have read about my crazy roommates this past year, and I just have come to the conclusion that I need to suck it up and move. I don't know if I can afford to live on my own, but I'm going to need to figure it out. The girl in this arrangement is one of my best friends, truly. But her boyfriend/fiancée is driving me up the wall, and her inability to see his assholish behavior is killing me. How can you marry someone who tells you to stop wearing sweatpants because they 'kill his boner'? Or tells racist 'jokes' in front of your friends, including your Asian and African-American friends? (By the way, they've stopped coming over entirely, and she has no idea why!)
The last straw for me now is New Year's Eve. Apparently she's inviting ALL of the married couples, me and her fiancées loser best friend. Her goal of course is for me to hook up with the loser. I'd rather die, or cut of my fingers with a spoon. She has no judge of character and apparently we're a great match. He's 10 years older than me, hasn't had a job in 6 months, spends all his time smoking pot and playing video games. I don't want to come across as a bitch or whatnot, but that is NOT my idea of a good match. That's basically the exact opposite of what I would even consider when dating. Her reasoning is then we can go on double dates and I won't be so 'lonely'. I'd rather be fucking lonely thankyouverymuch. She KNOWS my dating qualms and history, so she knows this won't work. But apparently her fiancée wants his friend to have a 'hot fleshlight', so of course she's gonna find one for him. And yes, his words were actually 'hot fleshlight'. I seriously wish I was making that up, it's so grotesque and vile!
How can someone not see how disgusting this is? Does love really make a person this stupid? Because if so, I don't want it, ever. He makes me cringe and cry almost daily, I just can't even understand the attraction. I rarely feel hatred for someone, but I truly hate this man.