HEY DUDES, OMG OMG OMG.

I have spent roughly 6 hours on the phone / in person with Comcast trying to get my cable transferred from my old place to my new place (9 if you count the 3 hours my fiance waited for them to show up for our service call but they didn't!). They promised me 1 month free Showtime as compensation, as I already pay for HBO. Well, those weiners didn't give it to me! DICKS!

So I called back, and GUESS WHAT?!!!! I am getting a whole 6 months of free Showtime!** That means I can watch the last season of Dexter in real time!!!!!!!!! All of my wildest dreams are coming true!

I am so irrationally pumped about this.

**Provided, of course, that they actually set it up this time. I have my doubts.