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How Metal Is Your Period?

You checked off 38 out of 105 on this list!

  1. Your uterus is a dark storm cloud and once a month it RAINS BLOOD out of your vagina for days on end. You, my friend, are very fucking metal.

My period is actually not that bad, a fact for which I'm very grateful.

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Read about Dan Savage's period here.

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