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MY ROOMMATE'S CAT WON'T STOP SCREAMING: UPDATE. CAT HAS STOPPED YELLING.

IT IS FINE. IT HAS BEEN FED. IT HAS BEEN YELLING FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES STRAIGHT. IT'S LITTER IS FINE. I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO PET IT. MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP.

UPDATE: ROOMMATE HAS GOT THE CAT TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. CAT IS FINE. WE HAVE DECIDED KITTY MIGHT NEED TO GO ON TINY KITTY XANAX FOR SEPARATION ANXIETY.

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