So I was just checking the forecast on the Weather Channel's website, and the "Recommended Videos" (i.e., "sneaky advertising for lies and bullshit") section of the sidebar included this :

I have not actually watched the video (because I'm not a fucking moron and I don't need any spyware right this sec, thanks), but judging from the pic, the Answer To Eternal Life is "tiny, tiny condoms." Possibly half-filled with cocaine. Has anybody tried tiny, tiny condoms half-filled with cocaine? Because I'm moderately interested in Eternal Life, and religion really isn't my jam.