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I keep finding ketchup packets from In-N-Out Burger in my backyard.

The likely explanation? The guy who rents our neighbor's guest house, which butts right up against our back fence, eats a lot of In-N-Out and then animals dig through his trash and bring it to our yard.


My preferred explanation: a Ketchup Monster lives back there.

What mysteries plague your household?

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