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I am very, very minimal about purses. I mean, I want them to be like, a base-level cute (in my mind, and I don’t think I’m picky), but after that, it’s all about size, pockets, and how I feel with it on my shoulder. Then I use that particular purse until it dies. I’m actually thinking I want one that hangs under the armpit, and another across the shoulder one (that would like, stay on me without my pulling it up all day).

For whatever reason, I’ve always bought garbage purses, until a few Christmases ago I got a basic Coach purse, which was nice (but like, my dad should’ve told his GF I can’t have nice things, because now the purse has had duct tape holding it together for over two years and a bunch of paint and glitter on it - while you might think a regular person would just, ya know, get another purse, I decided the duct tape was acceptable because it was rainbow).


So anyway. I want a purse that falls somewhere between Target and Coach in quality (and price). Do I have to enter a mall? I hate a mall. Please don’t make me go in a mall.

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