Today's Dirt Bag mentions WillTheyorWon'tThey? secret (not anymore) shames like Neopets and Taylor Momsen and people in the comments are actually jumping in to talk about Neopets. Out of curiosity, does anyone still play? Do you need a neofriend? I am asking for a friend.

ETA 2: I just noticed that Viacom sold Neopets to Jump Start and that means anyone who is playing, starts playing, or returns to playing can get some free neocash, which is normally an out of pocket, real life thing.

ETA: One time, I made RukiJames for fun: