I'm watching Murder, She Wrote with one eye while tidying my room (my parents always watch movies/shows with subtitles, so I am now in the habit of doing the same).

I turn around after folding a sweater, hearing someone say that Jesus, the Hispanic ranch hand, was doing something-or-other at the time of the murder... except, the subtitles say "Hay-soos."

I'm assuming that it's some kind of subtitling program doing the work (since I caught a couple of other mistakes) but... *headdesk* ._.

PS. What's the difference between publishing on Groupthink as public/private? Private as in only I'll see it, or private as in only people with accounts will see it?

ETA: Proof!