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Never Buy Fish on December 23rd

Seriously, dudes. I went here to buy a little caviar treat for the missus, who loves her fish eggs. Waited in line two and a half hours. Got my feesh. Yay. Will wait for a better day. Have blinis and creme fraiche, should keep for a week or so.

Happily, I made it out by six and was able to fry up some latkes for whatever night of Hannukah it is (six?). Fortunately for me, fried potations cover a great many sins.


Sour creamings and appol sawrce. Be jealous.

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