Please ignore this atrocious apostrophe placement. Otherwise...

PARTY IN THE TARDIS

Bookies report an unexpected and highly suspicious surge in bets for The Thick of It and The Hour's Peter Capaldi who, if you didn't already know, is fucking incredible you fucks.

I'd like a genuine Scottish Doctor.

Other possibilities that exist only in my dreams include Ruth Wilson, Rhys Thomas and Jack Davenport.

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Last call, GroupThink. It'll all be over soon.