Things I said without thinking today:

"I can make that blog post into an infographic," is a thing I said without thinking, at my office job where I do marketing things.

"Yes, I can finish one by midday, and one by Friday," is a thing I said without thinking, to my freelance client who asked me to— pretty please— have 2 graphics for that contest they want to promote before the end of the week. In addition to the 4 graphics they have scheduled to come outta me by next week.

"Sure, not a problem!" is a thing I said without thinking, to my OTHER freelance client who is pushing back the due date to a massive infographic, probably to the weekend. Bye, weekend.

If you're counting, that's eight Photoshop projects. That's as many as four twos. And that's terrible.

"Yes, I will ship those nine crates of fragile wine glasses for you. How does Monday sound?" is a thing I said without thinking, to someone in New York who left nine crates of fragile wine glasses at the guest house where I moonlight. She left them behind IN JUNE and is just now asking for them. "Sure, yep," I said. "Better get them to you on Monday," I said.

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What is wrong with me! How many hours do I think exist in a day? Is it only Wednesday? Holy shit.

What sorts of things have you said without thinking today? Are you also completely insane? Do you have too much to do?

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I don't even have time to type this, but I needed to stop working for a minute and take inventory OF MY LIFE.

Everybody stop asking me to do stuff! ...I just want to play Animal Crossing.