Have I mentioned that I am a Joke Genius? Maybe I just lead a life of perpetual boredom with a propensity for puns . . . Anyway, here is your Sunday joke; as always, brilliance not guaranteed, no refunds, and no take-backs.

What shiny new jewelry did the boxer wear to a party?

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Fisticuffs!