I can communicate with humans! I has the EXCITE!!! I got a new iphone 5c. I just wasn't going to plump for the 5s, nope, sorry. Heretofore, my smartest phone was a crappy blackberry, so I'm all jazzed to actually be able to use the smart phone for smart things.

Does this mean I get to sit with the cool kids at lunch, now?

I did a search for Star Trek Communicator to show how I am living in the future, and this is what came up:


Truly it is a marvelous universe.