You cannot clean the bathroom floor and expect everything to be OK. The bathroom floor is not the source of all my anger with you. It doesn't work that way.
Also, you cannot pretend that you don't use the word "gay" in a derogatory manner because you know it pisses me off. I can hear you when you're on the phone with your buddies. Just because you're not talking to me does not mean my ears stop working.
Also, You are an ass.
Also, for the love of all that is unholy, please stop mansplaining at me. Schroeder can't afford to bail me out of jail after I tear your eyes out. But he would anyway. So stop it.