You guys, I am kind of bored and avoiding these conjugations. So, here are thoughts.
- Female ninjas are chasing naked dudes away from yachts.
- I have completely forgotten how to identify tenses in German, which is making this homework nearly impossible.
- My three-year-old finished her popsicle, then raised the stick in the air like fucking He-Man and said, "great Caesar's ghost, where's the next popsicle?"
- Eddie Izzard is running for mayor of London. I have to move there now.
- I really wish Mr. Martini would be done with this PTSD thing.
- I don't know if any of you are on Twitter but if so I want to know your handles.
- If you want to stay in politics, try not to call a roomful of women "sluts."
Thanks for listening!