I am physically, emotionally, and musically exhausted. I. Cannot.

This shit? The only thing more frustrating than the goddamned story is the goddamned commentariat. SHE SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION.

..... because that totally helps with time off for cancer. And has overlapping qualifications. And means no one else will struggle through trying to use the g.d.advanced degree they slaved over.