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No Gluten. No Sugar. No nuts. NOOOOO FUN.

The halfpence is turning 6 next week. I’m such a shitty mom that I forgot his birthday is coming up. But, I’ve been traveling so...kind of an excuse? My mom attended back to school night in my absence and told me that his teacher mentioned the class has a birthday coming up (Tate’s) and informed my mom that I should bring in a treat. But it can’t have any sugar. Or gluten. Or nuts. I have no fucking clue what to bring, that kids will like. I eat all of those things. HELP.


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