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So last night I got into bed and started my normal bedtime routine of random thoughts and conversations with imaginary people. Basically trying to hack my way into a cool dream or something. Usually it's relaxing. But suddenly I actually start listening to conversation I'm having in my head and analyzing it. Because I was talking about a tree. A tree that I'd named Henry. And I realized that I have now had a number of trees in my life...and that I have named them all Henry. I started thinking that perhaps all trees are actually named Henry (which must get seriously confusing for them but whatever). This was not a restful thought.

I did not sleep well.


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