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This is a real convo that just happened.

mom: I think he’s lonely.

me. I think he’s a weirdo

mom: You shouldn’t treat him so rough. Why do you do that?

me: Cause he’s a weirdo.

mom: I know but you don’t know maybe he’s had a hard life.

me: What does that have to do with anything?

mom: I think you should hang out with him.

Me: I think he should consider himself blessed, because I haven’t given away his clothes or thrown out his shit.


mom: Martha that is so mean.

me: it’s like that sometimes. Listen he already invited himself to carnival. What more do you want?

mom: Oh that’s nice. Was it fun?

me: no.

mom: Well I still think you should give him a chance.


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