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Greg: Wow. you look really pretty.

Me: Thanks

Greg: I didn’t know you could be pretty. Did you have a date.

Me: I went to a funeral, a baby christening, and then a meeting

Greg: so you got all dolled up for them?

Me:..... I suppose greg.

Greg: You just never look like this. What did you wear?

Me: clothes.

Greg: haha. I bet it was like a shiny jumpsuit. Was it metallic?

Me: ........

Greg: Anyway. This is how you should look all the time. It’s ok to look nice and to show people you are good looking


Me: ...........

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