KILLING THIS AT 6PM Eastern Time. Don't want to overwhelm my Cookie Mom - she lives down the block and might come after me with a shovel. It's 5:38 now.

GROUPTHINK IS UNSTOPPABLE. 432 BOXES OF DAMN COOKIES, YOU GUYS.

Thank you all so very, very much! We still aren't going to hit our iPad goal, but your generosity and amazingness is pretty damned awesome anyway. Thank you!

WeePiglet is 11 boxes shy of 400.

Our troop tried so very hard to reach their goal of 2000 total boxes, but with only six wee ones, we didn't quite make it. We ended up around 1200, which is pretty fucking good, actually.

But... 11 boxes. Is anyone interested? C'mon, that's like 4 people buying 3 boxes each. If you want, you wouldn't even need to actually GET the cookies. You could donate them! I am sending a shitload (technical term) to the food bank - would you care to add to that?

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Seriously, this is literal last-minute stuff here. I need to put the order in by about 6PM tonight. Email me at mad.piglet.42 at gmail.

Please?