A) I hear some sort of critter rustling about in the backyard but I can't go out to investigate because I can't find my flip-flops and I have weird thing about walking on grass barefooted.

B) I really want to take my dress off but I can't get the zipper down by myself and my husband won't be home for another 2 hours, so I guess I'm trapped in it till then.

What are your non-problem problems tonight (i.e., things that are mildly irritating but still worth bitching about)?