Today Mr. Vulva and I went out to lunch for Christmas. We've never celebrated just by ourselves without family so we're trying to make some new traditions.

Welp, I got food poisoning. Please don't let this be a tradition because I'm in hell. He bought me Alien: Isolation (HELL YEAH SO EXCITED) but as soon as I sat down to play it the food poisoning hit me. Mr. Vulva didn't get it so I think maybe the restaurant didn't wash the salad well enough beforehand?

Either way, this bites. I want to play A:I. Whine.