Oh god you guys, a stomach bug has started goin' 'round these parts, and my officemate (e.g., she sits three feet away from me all day every day) is the latest person to fall to this plague.

I'm going to die if I get this. I hate throwing up (phobia levels, guys), and I hate the idea of getting sick less than 3 days before I have to get on an airplane.

SOMEONE REASSURE ME THAT IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.