roommate: so I talked to greg this morning.

me: I don’t care.

roommate: I was like where’s the rent greg?

Me: I told you.

roommate: anyway he gave me some and he said he’s getting the rest of it and then he was like, what time did martha come in last night? It was pretty late, huh?

Me: ..............

roommate: Then he was like, I really want to talk to her. She and I don’t talk enough. Does Martha work? I told him martha has a full time job, with a bunch of other creative projects she does on the side, so she’s busy. And she pays rent on time.

Me: I’m not emotionally prepared to deal with anything you just said, so I’m going to go take a nap.


ETA: Honestly. I just really need a vacation from this shit. Is anyone willing to house me for a week?