“It would not be productive for this nation, going forward, to crow about our victory over political adversaries,” he said in a nationally televised address. “So let’s get it all out of our systems today.”

Immediately after the President’s speech, loudspeakers outside the White House blasted “We Are the Champions,” and the national day of gloating began.

Warning: If the chips fall where one can hope they seem to be going, this National Day of Gloating may carry over into tomorrow morning’s Supreme Court work as well (knock wood).