You guys remember when he gets all the mail in the fourth book after the interview and one of the letters is useless because the writer couldn't decide whether to love or hate Harry?
That is a thing that actually happens. I am staring at my email backlog, which contains no less than seven emails from the same person. The first is gushing. The second is outraged. The third is apologetic. The fourth is ranty. The fifth is an explanation of the emotional state of the writer during the fourth. The sixth is a death wish, and the seventh seems to contain redemptive measures that I could take to save myself.
I just...why would you even bother after the second?