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Tiny beard hair
neither wispy nor fair
You grow from a place
I can't see on my face.

In the right light
you're dark as night
but in my home mirror
my chin couldn't look clearer.
You aren't people pleasers
when you hide from the tweezers.


Each month you grow quicker
and each time you seem thicker.
I pluck you each day
and you return - right away!

Oh, monstrous beard hair
I know you don't care,
but it's simply not me
to rock a goatee.

Illustration for article titled Ode to a LadyBeard

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