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Illustration for article titled Ode to a llama

Furry face

Sticky nose

Why do people insult you so?

People yell

And whisper

And you absorb their blow?

Remember llama

It's not your fault

Do not feel such woe.

I love you, llama. Someday we will all blame the pandas. They are the douchebags of the animal kingdom.

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